- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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