- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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