:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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pobody's nerfect

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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