- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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