why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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