- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

An Asian with a big dick.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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