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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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