What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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