How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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