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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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