Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Badabing.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Women's rights.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

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