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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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