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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Detroit has a low crime rate

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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