Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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guess what>? your mum lol

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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