Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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