Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Women's Rights

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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