- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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