What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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jews

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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