- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I'm Batman.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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