Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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