- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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