Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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hi

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Read a Book.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why? Because.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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