- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A Serbian Film

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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