whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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haha black people :D

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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