- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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