How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A hill billy went fishing

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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