- Anti Joke

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.