how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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