- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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