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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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