- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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