What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo Momma is not fat.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Pickles

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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