Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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