- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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