What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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