Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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