Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Your Mom The End.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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