Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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haha black people :D

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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