wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

gay pom...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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