What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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