two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Walnut

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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