Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Anti Joke

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