What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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haha black people :D

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Lololol

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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