What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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