Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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www.hurr-durr.com

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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