- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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