- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

someone called someone else a frog

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