Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Jebron Lames.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Anti Joke

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