- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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