- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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