- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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