- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man penetrates another man.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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