Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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