- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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