Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

whats yellow? lots of things.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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