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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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SHUT UP JP

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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poo

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Anti Joke

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