- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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