A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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