- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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