What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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