- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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