- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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