What is white and black and red all over.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Faithful men.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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woman's rights

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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