whats gay and american? a gay american

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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