Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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