- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

ur gey

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??