- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Robin, get in the car!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

knock knock... ...no answer

whats white jizz

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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