- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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