the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

A man was shot. He died.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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penis in the camel

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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