- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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