I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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