An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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