Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

My cat just died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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