Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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