- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

There's my tractor.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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