- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What page are you on The gay page.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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