- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How do you end a sentence

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

I shot a bitch.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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