Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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someone called someone else a frog

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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