What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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