- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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